对不起，本人看你长得太好看了拒绝回复你。
Im sorry, I think you look so good and refuse to reply.
不好意思，我现在有事不在，一会儿没事也不会理你。
Im sorry. Im not here now. I won talk to you later.
你好，我们老大去宇宙摘星星了，若有事我可以帮你转告她，不过你得先请我吃薯片，我要番茄味的。
Hello, our eldest brother has gone to the universe to pick the stars. I can tell her if you have anything, but you have to treat me to chips first. I want tomato flavor.
对方正在裸奔，已奔出服务区。
The other party is running naked and has run out of the service area.
我不喜欢回消息，感觉我上辈子就是个免打扰。
I don like to reply to the news. I feel like Ive never been bothered in my last life.
目前心动已售完，欢迎下次光临。
At present, the heart has been sold out. Welcome to come next time.
我去吃屎了，一会儿给你捎一泡。
Im going to eat shit. Ill give you a drink later.
嗨朋友，昨天睡太晚了，我现在还在睡觉，如果想我了就打电话给我，没关系的能被小朋友思念是件很开心的事。
Hi friend, I went to bed too late yesterday. Im still sleeping now. If you want to call me, its OK to be missed by the children. Its a very happy thing.
什么风把您吹来了，是timi输了么？
What brings you here? Did TIMI lose?
您好，您的消息已送达，对方收到，就是不回。
Hello, your message has been delivered, the other party received it, but will not return it.
有什么事晚上再说，幼儿园还没放学。
What can I do for you in the evening? The kindergarten is not finished yet.
对方正尝试与您连接，请稍等，当前进度1%。
The counterpart is trying to connect with you. Please wait a moment. The current progress is 1%.
你的甜心宝贝已下线，召回请输入“我想请你吃饭”。
Your sweetheart is offline. Please input "I want to invite you to dinner" for recall.
我是易烊千玺的女朋友，他睡着了，醒了找你。
Im yishuqian Xis girlfriend. He fell asleep and woke up to find you.
老子被钉钉绑了，要想见老子的话，就去给钉钉整个防沉溺。
I was tied by nails. If I wanted to see Laozi, I would go and prevent nails from indulging.
您的小可爱正八百里加急，赶往你的聊天界面。
Your little cute is rushing to your chat interface.
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