我的钱不是大风刮来的，但却好像是被大风刮走的。
My money didn come from the strong wind, but it seemed that it was blown away by the wind.
我长得这么美，完全归功于我这张能说会道的嘴。
I owe all my beauty to my eloquent mouth.
等你上厕所没纸时，我就在门口拿着纸，问你爱不爱我。
When you have no paper in the toilet, I will take the paper at the door and ask if you love me.
你在吗，在我就放心了，最近有人在拐卖弱智儿童，我怕你出事。
Are you there? Im at ease. Recently, someone is abducting and selling mentally retarded children. Im afraid youll have an accident.
朋友们你们好，不好也没关系，反正我很好。
Hello, friends. It doesn matter if its not good. Im fine anyway.
你来不来我家吃饭，我准备了鹤顶红，很下饭。
Do you want to come to my house for dinner? I have prepared hedinghong, which is very delicious.
暗恋的人没有，想暗杀的人有一大推。
There is no secret love, but there is a big push for those who want to assassinate.
对自己好一点，是我的问题就让对象来承担。
Be good to yourself. Its my problem to let the object take the responsibility.
时间告诉我们，无理取闹的年纪已经过去，现在是我们开始装逼的时候。
Time tells us that the age of making trouble is over. Now is the time for us to pretend to be forced.
为了防止下个月乱花钱，唯一的办法就是，这个月就两袖清风，一生正气。
In order to prevent spending money in the next month, the only way is to keep a clean slate this month and keep a healthy life.
充话费时，我才感觉到我的话这么值钱，一字千金。
When the call cost, I felt that my words were so valuable.
要保持一个好心态，想开点，最起码现在头发还没有掉光。
To maintain a good attitude, want to open up, at least now the hair has not lost all.
经常跟你聊天，只是为了偷你的表情包。
I often chat with you just to steal your expression bag.
只要你要，只要我有，不管是什么，我都不会给你。
As long as you want, as long as I have, whatever it is, I will not give it to you.
隐形富豪的意思就是找不到钱去哪里了。
Invisible rich means you can find where the money goes.
如果不能一夜暴富，两夜也行，实在不行，一个月我也能接受。
If you can get rich overnight, two nights is OK. I can accept it in a month.
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